Milenge Milenge

...ends up as a might-have-been, iffy affair.

Unfortunately, the engaging situations are detailed with lame lines and the good performances are packaged in tacky overalls.

Watch it only if you are just interested to see Kareena when the term size zero wasn’t coined. Else Milenge Milenge doesn’t score much above zero.

...has the charismatic lead pair, who are very popular with the youth, as its USP. But the problem is its dated look.

The film has its share of corny dialogues, random dream songs and a flimsy plot. While the first half is still bearable, the second half is too stretched. The love story is simply not engaging enough.

Despite the silliness , and despite the fact that they look like their much younger, outdated selves...they manage to come up for breath. But only intermittently.

...obsolete and expendable...

...the storyline of the movie seems outdated and out of sync with the current reality.

Too staid for a comedy, too bland for a romance...

...the film is predictable and it would be safe to say this movie wouldn’t have worked even if it had released much earlier as planned.

The problem with this film is that it's lacking in basic logic, and that its characters are complete stereotypes. Add to that the fact that Kaushik's treatment is extremely outdated even for a film that was meant to be released five years ago.

Some horrors can’t be contained by time.

...while the film’s main pair may not be friends anymore...they can’t quite disown a new release that celebrates them still. Well. Sucks. I guess!

Why bother to remake a destiny-driven romance if you cannot capture the things that made it romantic in the first place?

An unfortunate case of 'too little too late' the film is a lost cause on every front.

Yoicks. Which underground vault did they dig this one up from?